40 phrases you don't want to here from a girl friend or spouse
1. "Deeper, come on Deeper Dammit!"
2. "Don't worry babe, it's a common thing"
3. "I would love to kiss you but your breath smells"
4. "Don't worry he's just a friend."
5. "I wish I would of married your brother."
6. "Was that your balls I just sat on ?"
7. "leave the seat up one more time and I'm gonna cast...
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