Hello to all my fellow loft dwellers and flat lifers! Has the NeoMetro got a sweet tweet for you this week!
We all know how much you love strutting around the apartment in a state of undress, right? Well, if you are anything like me, then you also know the importance of having reliable locks on your doors while still having those nearly invisible curtains that can be so easily seen through from...
It had been left to collect dust in the attic since 1977, when Grandma Hortense passed away at age 98.6 from hyper-acute acne. And it probably would have remained there had not a family of rodents set up housekeeping in the old box next to it and began carrying out commando raids on the kitchen cupboard.
In desperation, we had initially brought in some help in the form of a gang of feral, merce...
This week, the Stranger Than Truth crew answers an invitation to visit the great northlands and the small town of Wupupon, Wisconsin - Population 10,000.
There are about 1.5 guys for every gal here... and a big ex-con population from the nearby prison jacks that figure to something like three or four males to every female. So when we got the chance to check this place out, we had to go.
Scanning the covered deck that spans the entire length of the home, there is large barrel grill, an axe, a loaded shotgun and two red & white coolers, both fully stocked with ice and cold beer.
The view of the backyard from this point includes a 6 ft. wrap-around privacy fence that holds within its confines two old Ford pick up trucks, a broken commode that now serves as a planter, a fully...
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