Written by Inchcock

Sunday, 2 October 2011

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Film Credits for the new comedy movie 'Carry On Up the Coalition' have been released to the public in advance, in an effort to appeal to the voters who did not vote for the Coalition to govern the country, and that includes everyone on the electoral role.

This movie was filmed in Nottingham, where the unemployment and firearm crimes are second only to London, and it was cheaper to make there, as there were so many empty retail and business outlets to use in the production.

The Coalition Government, along with the New Nepotist Nancy's Association, presents:

'Carry On Up the Coalition'

Financed by:
Danny Alexander - Chief Secretary to the Treasury, and the 'VAT 6.9% up' film company, and the UK tax payers.

Casting Director:
The UK electorate.

Music by:
The Select Eton Five Skiffle Group.

Courtesy of the Nottingham rioters as they torched 14 police stations locally.

Costume Designer:
Jeremy Hunt MP (Conservative) - Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport.

Associate Producers:
'Barclays Bank', 'The Hague Overseas Investment Group', and the 'How to fill in a Parliamentary expenses claim form to your best advantage advisory company plc'.

Mrs Cameron, Mrs Clegg, and William Hague's two male assistants/friends from the hotel room.

Production Designer Advisor:
Tony (Oh I am Rich) Blair.

Director of Photography:
News of the World - later replaced by MI5.

Executive Producer:
Walter Hallstein - President of the European Commission.

Lloyds, Haliburton, and the Overseas Investment Monitoring Council.

Nep Otism, Mrs Cameron, Mrs Clegg, and William Hague's two male assistants/friends from the hotel room.

Stunt Advisors:
Tony Blair, supported by George Brown, and Margeret Thatcher.

Full Cast / Character List:

The Furher: David Cameron. Nepotist supreme.

The Obergruppenfurer: Nick Clegg, Lib-Dem Destroyer

The Untergruppenfurher: William Hague, Either way Willy

The Fiddler: George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Winston Churchill: Kenneth Clarke QC. Secretary of State for Justice

General Obnoxious: Andrew Lansley, Secretary of State, Health

The Cutback Gangster: Dr Liam Fox MP, Secretary of State for Defence

Horrible Heinous Harry: Chris Huhne MP, Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change

Traffic Warden: Philip Hammond MP - Secretary of State for Transport.

The Crooked Treasurer:George Osborne MP - Chancellor of the Exchequer.

The Suicidal Tactician: Nick Clegg MP - Deputy Prime Minister, Leader of the doomed Lib Dems.

The sweet boy in the hotel room William Hague MP - First Secretary of State

The David Cameron stalker: Theresa May MP,Secretary of State for the Home Department and Minister for Women and Equalities

The Rich Con man: Dr Vincent Cable MP - Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills

The Child Molester: Michael Gove MP, Secretary of State for Education

Mr Branston: Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government

The nice Bovine spongiform encephalopathy regulating lady: Caroline Spelman MP, Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

The backhander taking investor: Andrew Mitchell MP, Secretary of State for International Development

The defendant in court: Danny Alexander MP, Chief Secretary to the Treasury

The Job Centre Plus Advisor: Iain Duncan Smith MP, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

The limping old man: A bald old Arthritis sufferer, taken from hospital CCTV footage at the Nottingham City Hospital, as he limped in for treatment, and fell up the steps of the stairs. (available on utube)

The crowd scenes: Taken from police surveillance CCTV during the riots.

The mass crowd scenes: Films of the Job Centre queues in Nottingham.


* This show contains scenes that some honest and caring viewers may find disturbing" Viewer discretion advised.

* Intended for mature humorous audiences only.

* Contains some scenes of bribes not being taken, strong language, and successful dishonesty being practised.

* The opinions expressed in this film do not necessarily reflect the views of the Spoof Magazine.

* All suspects are probably innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

* This film contains flashing images in the William Hague scenes.

* This film carries a PG-13 recommendation.

* This film is meant for amusement purposes only.

* Any resemblance to honest persons, none-predators, living or dead is purely coincidental.

* No anilmals were harmed during the filming of 'Carry On Up the Coalition', the few that did get injured, were only proletariat voters... I mean extras.

The Pervasive, Dishonest language in this film may be addictive!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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