Written by Inchcock

Monday, 19 September 2011

image for Politicians Descriptive Ode Winner Ms Barb Dwyer's Ode, has us reaching for the dictionary!

This months winner of the Littlend Gazette Political Ode competition, was the only entry received.
Sent in by Ms Barb Dwyer, of Hampton Virginia.


Most of them display a great persistency in loquacity,

The fiddle their expenses, as if it was a necessity,

They regularly lie with open uncaring audacity,

Their hatred for the proletariat shows great capacity,

Together they are the masters of duplicity & complicity,

They pretend to show an interest in ecumenicity,

They keep the unemployed levels high, with such efficacity,

Making sure that the Tatterdemalion's, have no felicity,

They ensure of forces and police manage in paucity,

For nepotism, they show such great voracity,

In caring for the weak, they show no such tenacity,

They show very few signs of having any sagacity,

Their statements and claims are filled with utter mendacity,

I know these things are true, for I have perspicacity,

But they still lord it over us with pertinacity,

Are our voters really so full of sequacity?

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