A Limericke about a certain Condition associated with the misspent life of an Old Alumnus who was stricken with a Malady not unlike the One that currently is afflicting His Majesty and causing such great Consernation among those dwelling within the Palace:
Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, McQueasack The Humble.
There once was a man from Ol' Miss
Who was not in his usual state of bliss
He jiggled it
And he wriggled it
But he still couldn't get the damn thing to piss.