Written by PP Rega

Thursday, 15 September 2011

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A Limericke about the Silliness of Knight Errants when Honor and Glory overshadowed the Bleak, Miserable, Shallow Lives of the First Estate and laid waste to the Humble, Impoverished, and Lowly Lives of Peons, Serfs, and Beings that go Bump in the Night:

Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Sasquatch The Magnificent

Sir Knight from Mata del Nance
Wanted to learn to dance

But his gut got gored
Pirouetting onto his sword

And now he's Sir Knight of the Belly Cramps

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