This is the new theme from RAMPANT PHARMACEUTICALS for their latest stiffening pill RIGID. They claim that Viagra abd Cialis are kid's stuff and guarantee the one 10 mg pill of RIGID will remain effective for 6 hours!
Side effects include singing in your sleep, "I'm lovin it," in English and "Bonga Bonga Bonga," in Swahili.
The secret formula for RIGID is shrouded in time. Many religious groups claim discovery. Rome say it comes from the Borgias, while Hindu savants say it is embodied in Kama Sutra. In Olde England Maid Marian said that that old rascal Friar Tuck distilled organic potions from the leaves of trees in Nottingham forest.
A Wikileaks document shows that PM Margaret Thatcher sent a phial of RIGID by courier to Washington after Nancy Reran told her that her husband was going wobbly.
Modern VIP endorsements come fro Madame Straus Khann who says, "Oh la la my Dominique est fantastique." Mrs. Murdock says, "Rupert may be sleepy during the day, but at night he is a Tiger. I stand by my man."
In the Vatican five Polish nuns avow that Pope Paul 11 perfomed nightly miracles for them well into his 70's. At his beatitude ceremony in Mexico City the Reverend Mother Maria, former head of Nunns, overcome with passion burst into song singing "I should have danced all night..."
A more prosaic interest comes from The Rigid Tool Box Company of Ohio. They give free demonstrations and global support.
Chinese sexperts say that the days of sharks fin soup and rhino horn ointment are over. RIGID is being manufactured at a secret location in Big Dong province.
Tiger Woods says it does not improve his golf score and Mrs. Schwartzenegger says Arnold does not need it.
Never - the - less, sales are rocketing.