Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 28 May 2011

image for New football rules for the 2011-2012 season-Ronaldo's style is being encouraged Fancy footwork is great for the fans - lets see more of it

Football managers and coaches have been holding special meetings in which they are discussing how to get more fans to attend 'matches' - especially those teams who are at the bottom of the EPL table.

One suggestion is that they really DO need all games to be entertaining for the fans. The fans deserve value for money and it doesn't always come in the form of goals, wins etc.

In Canada and America, some 'hockey players' DO take dance lessons in order to improve their footwork on the ice. This has been proven to be extremely advantageous to those teams who insisted that their players take dance lessons'.

We only have to look at the fancy feet of Ronaldo to see how entertaining this is to the fans. Ronaldo is envied by many players and he ISa brilliant showman.

Even if his team doesn't win...they feel they have been entertained and had their money's worth.

Many other teams can LEARN and SHOULD learn from Ronaldo instead of mocking him

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