Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 May 2011

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WEST HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet were having drinks in The Fountain of Youth Lounge at the exquisite Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills.

They were asked by Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors about the intimate love child developments involving Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Penderlicki who has been very close to both Arnold and his wife Maria Shriver and actually traveled with the couple on their 2003 trip to Mongolia, their 2007 trip to Uruguay, and their 2009 trip to Upper Shambutu said that she really did not want to talk about it. She said that both were like brother and sister to her.

She then stood up and excused herself saying she had to go and make some private phone calls to Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, and Ke$ha.

Vermicelli asked Verflippet if he was close to the Schwarzenegger's. He replied that he wasn't and added that if truth be told he actually disliked Arnold quite a bit.

He added that Arnold is a hardcore Republican and he is a hardcore Democrat and that one time when both were at Knotts Berry Farm they almost got into a physical altercation.

Vermy, as he is known at the office, stated that luckily for him Arnold's close friend and confidante Sylvester Stallone stepped in and stopped them from engaging in fisticuffs.

Vermicelli said he was glad that Sly had jumped in because Schwarzenegger stands 6 foot 2 inches tall, he weighs 261 pounds, and he looks like he could take a sequoia tree and break it in half with his bare hands.

Verflippet did inform the iRumors reporter that Arnold Schwarzenegger had been signed to appear in the next edition of Dancing With The Stars but since all of the love child situation came up they had to cancel his participation.

Penderlicki issued a statement that there was no way that she was going to even remotely have Schwarzenegger get anywhere near any of her professional female dancers including Cheryl Burke, Chelsea Hightower, Kim Johnson, or Lacey Schwimmer.

In sports news. The Boston Celtics have decided to remain in Boston and not move to Cuernavaca (Mexico) as the owners had been contemplating.

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