Life was difficult for Bob. He always got things the wrong way round. Instead of asking for Eel Pie he asked for lee eip. You can imagine the reaction in the East End.
He had a small circle of friends: Pip, Anna, Dud, Lil, Viv and Eve as well as Mum, Dad, Nan and Sis.
He liked some numbers. There was no problem up to 9 and after that it was 11 22 222 666 etc. He took an interest in religion but some Muslims were not happy with Alla. He had to cook on an Aga but luckily for Spoof readers he knew a gag or two. He loved to go on a gig and and was thought of by many as a level headed bloke.
He knew the way around a woman's body. He always liked to peep at a tit and he had a randy coc, but he had respect for a Nun he knew. He had no difficulty with the Queen - calling her both Maam and Mam to satisfy protocol.
He had a lovely pup that did acrobatics to cries of Wow as he gave his trumpet a toot!
All in all the man who got things the wrong way round had a decent life ; U may ask Y - come and C him for T.