Written by Inhopeless

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

I shall again explore my songwriting skills. No, it doesn't make me gay. Do not believe my dad.

"DUDE, YOU NEED TO STOP DANCING"

Dude!
It doesn't make sense.
I don't wanna think about it,
You're great when you eat, fuck and sleep,
But, I'm serious,
because,

Dude!
You need to stop dancing,
It's really embarrassing,
You make the robot look like swan lake,
How much more can the audience take,
because
Dude!
You need to stop dancing,

Dude!
I know you want to get the girl,
Save the world,
Do a bunch of other shit,
(her included)
But with moves like that,
Set to grooves like this,
With beats this phat,
Man, it's doing you a disservice,
So,

Dude!
You need to stop dancing,
It's really embarrassing,
You make the robot look like swan lake,
How much more can the audience take,
because
Dude!
You need to stop dancing,

Dude!
You're making a fool of yourself,
Man, it's bad for your health,
(mental health, that is)
But you need some classes, man
because

Dude!
You need to stop dancing,
It's really embarrassing,
You make the robot look like swan lake,
How much more can the audience take,
because
Dude!
You need to stop dancing,

Dude!
You need to stop dancing,
It's really embarrassing,
You make the robot look like swan lake,
How much more can the audience take,
because
Dude!
You need to stop dancing,

DUDE! DUDE! DUUUDE!!
(Seriously. Stop fucking dancing.)

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