Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 10 April 2011

image for Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress To all my faithfull readers

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

That's all I read of a headline in a 'daily' today.

Well, I thought to myself, naturally the affair WOULD be with a mistress, unless it was a fella.

I didn't bother reading the whole article because, quite frankly, most of those so called 'celebs' are doing 'it' with anyone, everywhere, anyway they can these days.

Don't kid yourselves. They've been doing it for centuries but there weren't any paparazzi back then...and the sketch artists of the day weren't FAST enough to get the details down before the 'act' was over.

Personally, I don't give a damn who they do, when, where or how.

I have much more important stuff to do with my life. For example....writing for The Spoof. Enough said!

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