Written by armfeetandtoe

Thursday, 7 April 2011

image for Sperm Donors Monthly Gazette. Letters to the Editor After 10 years as a sperm donor, 22yr old Mr Singh packs it in

Dear Sir,

As an avid onanist, I was wondering if you could publish the best place to off load my semen.

Yours respectfully

W. Anker

Dear Sir,

In last months edition, you stated that swingers could suppliment their income by putting their jiz in a jar and selling it to a clinic. My wife and I tried this, and it has taken us a month to fill a small jam jar. What sort of price would I expect for this amount?

Your Faithfully

Mr P. Nus

Dear Sir,

May I remind all members of the "Tossers Club" that the next rally will be behind Tesco car park in Worthing. Please bring as many glass jars as possible.

Thank you

O. Wilde
Club Chairman

Dear Sir,

I have been a sperm donor for 20 years, my eyesight is fading and I need help getting the tadpoles into the test tube. Is there a local outreach centre that can assist?

Mr P. Suttcliffe

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