As an avid onanist, I was wondering if you could publish the best place to off load my semen.
In last months edition, you stated that swingers could suppliment their income by putting their jiz in a jar and selling it to a clinic. My wife and I tried this, and it has taken us a month to fill a small jam jar. What sort of price would I expect for this amount?
Mr P. Nus
May I remind all members of the "Tossers Club" that the next rally will be behind Tesco car park in Worthing. Please bring as many glass jars as possible.
I have been a sperm donor for 20 years, my eyesight is fading and I need help getting the tadpoles into the test tube. Is there a local outreach centre that can assist?
Mr P. Suttcliffe