Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 31 March 2011

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A set of metal books, each 'page' no bigger than a credit card, have been discovered in Jordan.

A flash flood 'miraculously' uncovered two niches in which the books were found. Some are still sealed.

Now comes the question? Do we REALLY want to know if these are truly the Diaries of Jesus? What if he was a Spoofer of his day and the contents result in the crashing of Christianity and other organized religions around the world?

Also, SHOULD people be poking their noses into 'private' writings over 2,000 old?

How disappointing for the archeologists if they turn out to be 'primers' used in the day to teach reading or volumes of poetry. Perhaps instruction on how to assemble a barn,a silo or a bookcase.

Why is it that everything found in Jordan is thought to belong to Jesus? If he travelled 'light', why are his diaries made from metal?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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