Written by grimbo

Sunday, 27 March 2011

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An Essex landowner has built an opera house in the middle of the countryside that will showcase some of the great operattas and classical works this summer.

Christopher Stewart-Smith has converted a barn into an amphitheatre that should prove a magnet for orchestras from all over the globe.

Some of the works that will be featured this year include :

The Garage of Figaro

The Tractor of Seville

Madame Buttermilk

Night On A Bare Groundsheet

Nissan Doormat

The Shitting Beauty

Duck Lake

Pitchers At An Exhibition

In The Hall Of The Mountin' Subsidy

Peter And The Fox

Skitters' Waltz

Colonel Bogey March

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