Written by dutch

Saturday, 26 March 2011

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Kerry Katona was a surprise contestant on "Celebrity Take Me Out". Kezza was one of the lovely ladies who were on the look out for 'Mr Right'. A lot of man eaters were on the special celebrity edition of "Take Me out", Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Sarah Harding, Stacey Solomon and Zoe Ball and Fearne Cotton were amongst the celebrity 'lovelies'.

The lucky guy who was on the show was Jeffrey Brazier. The girls loved his cut tousled blond locks. They were all "cooing" and "oohing" and "aahing" over him.

Jeffrey seemed afraid of all the Amazonian girls in their high-heels and their full 'battle-paint' or make-up. Poor little Jeffrey said that he like a girl who 'like kids and wanted the whole package of family life.' A lot of girls were put off by Jeff's honest approach and turned off their lights as they weren't ready to make a big commitment to a guy.

One girl who thought Jeff was as 'cute as Benjamin Button was a girl called Konni Huq who used to be a 'Blue Peter' presenter and then graduated to the 'Xtra Factor'.

Jeff appeared to be scared of all the 'man eating' women who looked as if they were ready to whip his Calvin Klein boxers as soon as look at him.

The scared Essex boy looked a bit frightened of some of the 'tarty' looking girls who looked as if they had, had more boyfriends than 'hot dinners'.

Jeff chose Konni as he perceived her as being 'classy' but he said she was not at all like his other 'gal' Jade whom be had two lovely boys with in need of a new mum.

Konni said that she thought she would be perfect for him as she was able to make things with 'sticky back plastic' and would be able to amuse kids and be able to entertain them and provide stimulation.

The happy pair went on a date to Ireland to Dublin and a lovely time at the Guinness Brewery and then went to a Westlife concert and then for a typical Irish high-tea at Bewleys.

Jeff said that they had 'kept the best to last' and he was delighted with pretty, clever Konni who seemed to love his 'big smile' and cheerful personality.

The couple exchanged a tender kiss at the end of their date and said that they would meet up again in a week and would take the two little boys to a 'Rare Breeds Farm'.

Konni said that she 'wanted to settle down and to have marriage and the whole package'. She said that she would be delighted to be married and to have a 'ready made family'.

Jeff said that he thought that Konni was lovely and he did not mind that she had, had the boot from the Xtra Factor. He commented, "I don't want me new gal to only think about being on the telly, I want us to be a family".

It is early days but Konni and Jeff seem by far the most happy and compatible couple who have so far been on a date on 'Take Me Out'. The two were polite and complimentary when on their date and kissed warmly and embraced and said that they would 'meet up' again on another date on their own without the cameras.

Konni has said that she is ready to 'settle down' and would be willing to be a mum to the two little boys; and said, "who knows in time the boys might have a new baby sister."

Jeff announced that they would be marrying in July and that they had sold their wedding picture to 'Okay' Magazine; Konni is hoping that she will get a job on Children's Television on Jackanory and CBeebies. She said, "I am going full circle and back to presenting children's television, I have found out that it is not a nice world out there and Simon Cowell is not a 'nice man' and at X-Factor they aren't 'nice people' so I am glad to be going back amongst the cuddly toys.

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