Written by grimbo

Monday, 21 March 2011

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Raploch, Stirling is hosting its first ever Beatles Weekend in September 2011, when tribute bands from all over Europe will be descending on the troubled estate for 2 days of nostalgia.

To celebrate the occasion, local group The Buckfast Five are releasing their own takes on Fab Four classics.

Tracklisting is -

I Want To Hold Your Jacket

Please Mr Postman (Geez Ma Giro)

Can't Buy Me Dope

Things We Nicked Today

Eight Thefts A Week

You've Got To Hide Your Stash Away

Ticket To Polmont

You're Going To Lose That Bairn

Norwegian Wood(This Jailbird Has Flown)

She's Leaving Home (At Last)

Lucy In Cash Converter With Diamonds

Your Mother Should Confess

If I Bludgeoned Someone

And Your Bird Can Sprog

With A Little Help From My Co Accused

I Am The Lawyer

Flying (Tumblers)

All You Need Is Luck

Here Comes The Scum

He Came In Through The Bathroom Window

Why Don't We Hoof It Down The Road

Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Accomplices)

Get Bail

The CD will of course be recorded at Shabby Road studios.

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