Written by grimbo

Thursday, 17 March 2011

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Warner Brothers U.K. have announced to the world that the biggest ever disaster movie is due to hit the big screens later this year.

The publicity material released by Warner Brothers makes exciting reading :

You screamed at 'Last Day' in 1999

You thrilled at 'The Day After Tomorrow' in 2004

You were terrified by 'Meltdown: Days of Destruction' in 2006

But you ain't seen nothing yet..................

Prepare yourself for the biggest, scariest blockbusting disaster move of all times :

"The End Of The Financial Year"

Set in post financial collapse Britain, local government officers all over the land are facing the most savage budget cuts of all time.

April 1st, 2011 is apocalypse time.

Marvel at the sight of thousands of council managers scrambling about trying to ensure that all outstanding work is completed and invoiced by March 31st.

Sit back in amazement as normally calm, easy going bureaucrats scale peaks of panic and manic behaviour at having to explain to their colleagues why they won't be getting the new desks they were promised.

Be astounded at seemingly mature white collar workers breaking down in
tears at the news that their paper clip order wasn't processed in time.

Its "The End Of The Financial Year" as we know it.

Don't miss it.

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