Oh to be in Euroland now we have no borders, but tell me how are we supposed to fend off these marauders? The word went out some years ago that England was a freebie, and now our bucket's filling up we've got the heebie-jeebies. So why do we feel so dismayed to see so many races, of every different colour and a strange array of faces?
If you invite the hoi polloi and give them everything, it's really no surprise if they invite all their friends in?! Come over here, they fondly shout, and nurse no shadow of a doubt, the Welfare State is such an ass it doesn't care you've got no class, you might be planning the Jihad, Britannia thinks you're just a lad who never had a chance to roam so move in here, you've got a home, your kids can grow up on the State and giros mate? They're never late!
Cushy cushy cushy life, so bring the dog and fetch the wife, no need to work or Anglicise, if anything offends your eyes we'll tear it down and start afresh to make it look like Bangla Desh! Our churches can be used for stone to build your Mosques, you're not alone, the Romanies will want their say so hurry chaps - get out the way! The Germans didn't need to win the War with us we've given in to all the riff-raff everywhere all for the sake of "being fair" to all the humans on the planet - Abdul, Kwesi, Franz and Janet.
Come one come all we'll take you in, we're not concerned with where you've been or your precarious mental health, you've every right to share our wealth and drive untaxed and uninsured and kill our kids in some old Ford that should be taken off the road instead of breaking every Code of Highway, decency and law, while speeding round some drugs to score!
Am I alone in feeling mad at this invasion of the bad the mad the sad the out of luck who settle here our birds to fuck to make more Euro sprogs to take their Benefits from Mother State to father more sprogs in their turn and never care and never learn some gratitude for our largesse? Oh dear, oh shit, oh what a mess!