Written by grimbo

Monday, 14 March 2011

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At the grand old age of 70, Sir Cliff Richard is making a final attempt to conquer America.

Fame has always eluded him on the other side of the pond, but this time he believes he's hit on a formula that's guaranteed to bring him belated success.

The veteran singer is hoping to tap into the religious diversity existing Stateside and is bringing out a religious album made up of new versions of some of his classics as well as those of other artists.

The cd, titled "Praise For Today", is in the shops next Friday.

Track listing is :

Goodbye Psalm, Hello Psalmantha

Mozzletoff and Wine

Bathsheba Boy

Hey Judas

Paper Moses

These Kibbutz Are Made For Walkin'

I Just Gotta Get A Mecca To You

Your Love Keeps Lifting Messiah

Torah, Torah, Torah (Out With The Boys)

Saviour Kisses For Me

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