Written by Bureau

Friday, 4 March 2011

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Twilight actress Kristen Stewart responded to questions about some of the screams in the Twilight movies being real. This came after a reporter overheard Ashley Greene laughing in telling the story to a caterer.

"Ashley and I supplied some of those screams that were accidentally recorded", she told us. "Maybe you should ask her. I mean, if she wants me to tell anyone about it."

So we had to wait until Greene came back an hour later. She had gotten rid of her make-up.

"It's OK. We were stupid but it could happen to anyone. Me? OK? Both Kristen and I are terrified by spiders. We were doing the second movie and we were off to the side while they were filming the werewolves."

There Kristen took up the tale because someone had asked Greene to come back to her dressing room.

"Like Ashley stated, we were back off to the side in a corner area and whispering about an upcoming scene. Someone had sent a huge stuffed teddy bear to Ashley and she was holding it when this great big spider landed right between us. We both screamed our heads off and moved...but then I saw a small flat piece of wood."

"I was hitting the big spider and it would jump and we'd scream and I would hit it again. This went on awhile and they accidentally recorded it. It sounded so real, because they WERE real and the producer used an edited version in two of the movies."

Greene: (Back again) "Did you tell them it was off the bear?"

"Just coming to that. The big spider was a big eyelash that had fallen off the big teddy bear. It looked just like a big spider in the semi-darkness. Apparently every time I hit the thing the air off the plank would launch it into the air."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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