Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 4 March 2011

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Charlie Sheen has most definitely 'lost it totally'. During his most recent t.v. interview he announced that he is planning to marry Susan Boyle and then adopt Justin Bieber, two Vietnamese orphans and a rescue dog.

When told that Susan wasn't looking for a husband and that Justin HAS a family and because of his 'problems' the Vietnamese won't allow him to adopt any on their children, and the Dog Shetlers have a policy not to allow 'idiots' to adopt dogs, Charlie said,

"I have MONEY. I can get anything I want. I was getting over $l million dollars an episode for that stupid effing show I used to be on. I bet I have more money than Oprah Goldergh - or is it Whoopie Whinfrey?

Ah what the hell. You know who I mean. Money can get you ANYTHING YOU WANT.

Just you watch! "

Edit: Sorry Charlie. You are WRONG! Money can't buy you SANITY.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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