Written by dutch

Friday, 4 March 2011

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Silly Cher Lloyd has had two more tattoos much to sugar daddy Simon Cowell's disapproval. It makes you wonder whether rich Uncle Simon will drop her like the proverbial hot potato.

The naive lass had her sixth and seventh tattoo of a bird with a ribbon escaping from a bird cage. It is a bizarre tribute to her uncle "Boo Boo" who accidentally died after taking contaminated drugs.

It makes you wonder what will happen to Cher when she is a wrinkly; will she be proudly displaying her wrinkled tattoos to all her kith and kin?

The pop wannabe copies Cheryl Cole's style and wore a white fluffy Alice band that made her look like the Grinch; and she resembled a psychotic elf who stole the "X-Factor hopes of Mary Bryne".

Will she or will she not be a "has-been" this time next year and end up on 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". It could get interesting if Jedward pop up there as well.

Simon Cowell obviously has washed his hands of his British X-Factor contestants and is hoping to find the next big stars in America. He soon forgets the other old talent which he has found and then discarded. The X-Factor contestants have a very limited shelf-life and are soon discarded by the new series when there are other new more exciting 'flavours' of the month.

Poor Cher let's hope that after the X-Factor tour she will not be discarded like a fast-food container and that she will be able to get some proper singing or television work. Hopefully Will-I-am from the Black Eyed Peas will not forget her entirely and will help her make a single.

Selfish Cheryl Cole seems to forget her acts as soon as a series of X-Factor is over and has an 'I'm All Right Jack' attitude and looks after No 1 who is Cheryl Cole. She does not seem to have a care in the world except promoting her own talentless singing career and lip-synching whilst doing her dance routines in her military gear.

It makes you wonder what Simon Cowell sees in the selfish little Madam who now will not be on the panel of the US X-Factor but will be a minion like Sinitta pandering to Cowell's enormous ego.

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