Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 25 February 2011

image for John Galliano - fashion designer for Dior - designed for Lady Diana - now considered to be 'an equal' by his many fans. Fashions have a way of 'coming back'- if we wait long enough

John Galliano, a 50 year old fashion designer from Dior, has been suspended. He allegedly made anti-Sematic remarks towards a couple at a Paris cafe, in front of numerous witnesses.

John was born in Gibraltar, he grew up in London and launched his own label ...

He is the favourite designer of dozens of top starlets, because they love his 'feminine' side (he's gay). He also designed clothing for the late Lady Diana, Princess of Wales.

In 1991, he worked with Kylie Minogue, designing the costumes for her 'Let's Get to It' Tour.

He is quoted as saying, "my role is to seduce"

Well he didn't seduce the couple he insulted in the cafe in Paris, or the police who arrested him. People are wondering, at this point in time, if he will 'seduce' the judge.

He does not need THIS type of publicity (no-one does), however it is doubtful that his 'true - crazed fans' will care about this little 'hiccup' because a number of them appear to have no standards to live by anyway.

Many of them often find themselves on the wrong side of the law so they can now regard him as an 'equal'.


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