Written by Proffitt

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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The Mexican ambassador has decided to write to the BBC Top Gear program following Sunday's comments and we have the actual letter. It was received by executives just yesterday however here is a copy;-

Hey Gringos,

On Sunday I am told you make fun of our Mexican ways, our food and our stay awake times, but let me tell you Gringos you are being very wrong.

Since I work in UK I taste your crap sausage and egg breakfasts with the blacky stuff, your puds with your beef and your Felicity Kendal cakes and they are all pussy foods.

Our chilli dishes are for strong men only not your weak boys. As for stay awakes if you were drinking tequila with worm in bottom you would be sleeping for weeks, of that I am having no doubts.

So Gringo, I am thinking our new sports car will smash yours if you want to pop to Mexico anytime in the near months. Just don't expect to make it home in one pieces as you may be getting shot in back.

Yours not laughingly

Mr Horgay Medina
Mexican Ambassador to UK

The BBC have so far refused to comment other than to say they will speak to Horgay directly about the comments made.

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