Written by walter

Sunday, 23 January 2011


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For food, recreation or trade, some people fish; others kill wildlife. Of course, the killing of graceful quails, pheasants, deer etc is legal. However, in the business of hunting, there is one appalling form of hunting: the trapping, capturing or killing of Homo erectus!

The last formal human hunting took place in Vietnam, but invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan was a turning point in the history of lawful human hunting. It changed not only the soldiers' battledress but also the rules of engagement: the introduction of dead or half-dead mind-controlled bodies detonating themselves to kill shoppers.

Another altered feature of the contemporary hunting is its absolute reliance on super intelligence of master minders, consisting of CEOs and cheap hired politicians. Today a volunteered soldier as well as a pig-headed divine fighter is thrown into an arena, just like the gladiators of the Roman Empire, watched by two opposing parties.

The modern soldier carries in his rucksack, a load weighing between 72 pounds to 120 pounds while his enemy wears sandals, without socks, and carries an AK 47 along with a piece of bread and some goat cheese in his pocket, without any knee and elbow pads, night vision, tactical gloves etc.

A professional serviceman carries in his wallet a photo of his girlfriend or wife and keeps touching it as a gimmick for good luck, thinking of nothing but waiting for his 70-day close fire engagement, hoping to stay alive and to save some money to return home and look after his family.

On the other side, the barefoot turban-wearing foe dreams of nothing but arrival of a day when he will occupy the land of the infidels, and, then, according to the rules of his divine ideology, own the females of the infidels, particularly, their teenage virgin girls and under puberty boys as sex slaves. Additionally, he is awaiting for the day that western forces triumphantly withdraw, like before, and go into an already prescribed hibernation or rather isolation, and thus giving sufficient rope to hundreds of thousands of various forms of divine and none-divine Marxists who have already, within the past 20 years, sneaked into USA and Western Europe under fictitious names.

It is at this time that the divine Marxists, clandestinely will land on the northern coast of Mexican Gulf and sneak into US, in thousands. When the defenseless San Antonio succumbs to the new divine invaders, in no time, the victors line up the infidel Texans in Alamo Compound, San Antonio, Texas.

First, they strip all men of their beloved attire, piece by piece: western hats, leather string ties, western suede jackets, and especially, those enticing western boots. Then they push them down into preferably 6-foot tall clay barrels or wooden substitutes, each equipped with a hip-high slot, exposing men's male organs to be circumcised without the cowardly Western procedure of anesthesia and sterilized surgical knives.

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