Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 20 January 2011

image for Baroness Warsi has a problem being a Muslim! Baroness Walsi doesn't know if she is one or is not!

The first Muslim woman to serve in a parliament cabinet just happens to be a Baroness too and she is having several issues about her religion.

She feels that Muslim discrimination in the UK has become normal?

Answer: After the events of 9/11, Madrid bombings, 07/07, etc, is it a wonder!

She feels that being a Baroness and a Muslim has problems?

Answer: So does the rest of the UK especially when she spouts off about how difficult it is being one from her elevated position in life, hypocritical Muslim also.

She had an audience with the Pope asking him to tell his flock to offer the other cheek whilst being called a bunch of gays, paedophiles and corrupt by Muslims.

Answer: Muslims do tell the truth sometimes.

She never wears a Burka and feels isolated among other GB, female Muslims who must wear a Burka.

Answer: The UK is still a recognised Christian state and Burka's are a sign of female slavery, maybe she should tell them all to stuff their Burka's and their husbands too.

Baroness Warsi is a Conservative cabinet member and misuses her position to strengthen the arguments of the UK accepting Muslims with open arms; lets hope she has a debate soon with BNP leader, Nick Griffin, he'll tell her what most Brits (still) think about her problems.

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