Written by Herrdoktorfox

Thursday, 13 January 2011

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Being utterly incapable of lateral thinking once again David Cameroon and his motley crew of well britched imbeciles blunder ever forth with one naff policy after another.

As Phil 'the sage' Schofield would say, "and in no particular order here are the results of the Coalition Governments barnstorming plans to resurrect a totally fucked UK since January 1st 2011!"

Slash thousands of jobs across the board.. further mass unemployment.

Slash 20,000 Police jobs across the board..just when crime is rising.

Close three prisons.. thus ensuring criminals will not be unemployed

Up VAT to 20%....thus crucifying any and all people on low incomes.

Continue to send £millions in aid to every third world shithole.

Remain in the EU...thus wasting £millions of taxpayers money daily.

Slash NHS/Eduction money....causing increasing domestic/health aggro.

Pass stealth 'employment' bill...bosses can hire and fire at will.

Continue to allow free, unchecked immigration, thus allowing every freeloading global deadbeat to continue sucking the taxpayer dry!

Cut back on any and all benefits, other than those for the afore mentioned deadbeats who will contiue to take priority as they cannot/will not be checked, unlike the indigenous English population!

But fear not ye cry, for our illustrious saviour has recently summoned a whole group of modern day 'slave masters' to Number 10 namely, the CEO's of, Tesco, Morrisons, ASDA, Sainsburys, B &Q and the Co-op! All of whom, will be creating tens of thousands of minimum wage, long hour vacancies each so banal that they hold no future prospects whatsoever! Furthermore, they are safe in the knowledge that with Dave's new stealth law duly signed, sealed and delivered, they can hire and fire as demand requires with no fear of 'unfair dismissal' retribution.

"Oh! to be in England now the Coalitions here......spare a copper guv'?"

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