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Wednesday, 12 January 2011


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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word, "Fuck". It is one magical word:

Just by its sound, you can describe, pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, like most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word, "Friken" which means to strike.

In language, Fuck falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive (John fucked Mary} and transitive (Mary was fucked by John). As an adverb (Mary is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "Fuck".

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are are also the following:-

Greeting.............How the fuck are you?

Fraud................I got fucked at the car boot sale

Dismay...............Oh fuck it!

Trouble..............I'm fucked now!

Aggression...........Fuck you

Difficulty...........I dont fucking understand this job

Displeasure..........What the fuck is going on here?

Incompetence.........He fucks everything up

Lost.................Where the fuck are we?

Retaliation..........Up your fucking ass.

I know you can think of many more uses, but with all these uses, how can anyone be offended when you say, "Fuck".

I say, use this unique word more often in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige, say it loud and clear!

Remember General Custers last words: "Where the fuck did all those Indians come from!"

And the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What fucking bomb!"

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