Written by Nae mair crap

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

image for Heidi the crosseyed opossum star of Leipzig Zoo I don't give a hoot, I'm perfect

Born in the USA and via Denmark, Heidi has become an Internet sensation. She's crosseyed and an Opossum but will give those Giant Pandas, destined for Edinburgh Zoo a good run in the popularity stakes.


She's so cute and endearing, she might even be as big a star as Knut, the polar bear or Paul the Octopus. Perhaps Heidi will pick the winners of future World Cup, or will her eyes deceive her? Who says the Germans don't have a sense of fun?

Please, don't try corrective surgery, unless she is in anyway suffering.

In Heidis case, the Ayes have it, the Ayes have it.

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