Written by j.w.

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

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The envy culture is upon us again with layabouts criticising the Banks for taking well earned bonuses. What people need to understand is that Top Executives would go abroad for better deals if bonuses were not paid.' But where did this comment come from? A Banker? A Tory Politician? A Liberal Democrat trying to resurface? No.

It is a test transmission from the proposed Fox News!

So what have those Tory politicians got to grumble about? The Labour Party caused all the economic problems which resulted in the massive deficit. Everyone is paying for the miserable Gordon Brown who made this mess.

We hear of demonstrators rudely interrupting the march of economic progress. They complain if they are stopped - these raving lunatics. They get the BBC to film them jumping from wheelchairs and then blame the police. Don't fall for this bullying from the crazed Left!

The world needs firm leadership from the masters of the Universe. We are the future and we will not hesitate to trample on those who stand in our way. God is on our side.

. . .

The picture faded from my screen and I settled back to my slumbers with never ending soaps washing away the little brain left in my head.

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