Written by Inchcock

Friday, 7 January 2011

image for UK Politicians Ode Although it's the same the whole world over

They just tell untruths, they cannot legally lie,
To keep or get into power, with anyone they'll ally,
They shop at Harrod's, not at the local 'Bring & Buy',
They seem to set the rules, that they do not apply,
Their expense claims are fiddled, and go awry,
The laws of ethics and morality they manage to defy,
Being honest and trustworthy, also passed them by,
Their own salaries, they grade overly high,
Nepotist's they are, to last gal, gay and guy,
Surely the expenses fiddling they cannot deny?
To cover their shady dealings, they will try,
Only at elections, do they consider the pathetic small fry,
Shame on the idiots who vote them in, like you and I,
Party Political broadcasts, are weirder than Sci-Fi,
But more unbelievable, lying, and wry,
Their greedy uncaring attitude makes one want to cry,
Where do the worst ones come from?, Eton is the reply,
Rich mummies & daddies, taught them to be superior not shy, You can't get into Government without the old school tie,
That rules me out, have a good day - goodbye!

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