Written by Inhopeless

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Today, there are over two hundred channels or programmes dedicated to news on television. Who is the best? Who can report everything that is going on in the world?

This guide tells you all you need to know about news programmes. EVERYTHING.

United States of America News

FOX News - Famous for its warm-hearted views, and feelings of world peace.

NBC - Not for liberals. Not for conservetives. For centrists. Wait? Centrists? In America? Haha... funny joke!

ABC - Sadly, there aren't many Americans who watch the American Broadcasting Corp.

United Kingdom

BBC - Really, they are the only news station in Britain. I don't know what game the other news stations are doing.

ITV - What happens if you don't understand the long words by the BBC? What if you've confused a guitar with an Arab nation holding the 2022 World Cup? Well, here you go.

Sky - Sky... news... Rupert Murdoch... Sky... hmmm... definetly not biased.

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