Written by Inhopeless

Saturday, 11 December 2010

In the UK's Parliament, the Tory-Lib Dem coalition government voted for raising the tuition fees for university students by three times as much to £9000 a year. There was a 21-vote margin.

What do you think?

Sam Gideon - Coventry (student) - "Oh fuck. Now I gotta get money for beer, Pot Noodles, and tuition fees."

Sarah Palin - Alaska (public-sector worker) - "Well, it'll make sure all them poor peoples can't go and support our South Korean enemies."

Nick Clegg - London (public-sector worker) - "These cuts were fair. Fair is as fair gets. What's that Dave? Make you some tea? Why yes, master, yes!"

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