Written by UWGB-Beek

Thursday, 2 December 2010

10. People to accept her boob size.

9. A number one hit that doesn't have anything to do with a bad relationship.

8. To be as popular as Miley Cyrus.

7. For those pictures of her wearing her grandmother's bathing suit to disappear from the internet.

6. To be liked by Kanye West.

5. To get a date with a Spoof Writer.

4. To find out what it means to have a broken heart.

3. A dress that makes her look like a woman.

2. An clothes that makes her looks like a woman.

1. Please read number ten again.

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