Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 25 November 2010

image for Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding Welfare mother and 'some' of the children she bred

"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement.

Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY should not be allowed to 'breed' as you call it

Likening humans to animals. You'll be setting up a Club like the Kennel Club - but for people soon- and be offering trophies for the 'best of breed'. You'll be having 'pedigree' people tattoed with numbers like the breeders do.

Are you related to Hitler by any chance?

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