Written by Inhopeless

Friday, 12 November 2010

The Conservative (Tory) government in the United Kingdom have announced they are to increase tution fees, which must be paid back with interest for higher-education students in England.

The average student will be saddled with £60,000 of debt to the government.

What do you think?

Todd Smith, Birmingham (Sales Rep.) - "University? That's the party place right?"

Sam Hill, Ealing (Systems Analyst) - "So, you're telling me I can laugh at my nephews even more? Sweet. They get a choking planet and a shit load of debt!"

Sarah Cox, Southampton (Adolescent Student) - "DOB 1st of September '93. Ah FUCK! Off by a day!"

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