Written by churchmouse

Sunday, 7 November 2010

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NOW WITH EVERYTHING DOWN IN PRICE, there has never been a better time to buy a loaf of bread.

LOOK! 3 wholemeal loaves down from £2.55 to £1.99 - Yes one-nine-nine!and look at these stylish floured baps -Now just £2.50 a dozenor what about our designer hamburger buns - Only 65p a pack

If you thought that you could never afford the luxury of a medium sliced white loaf then think again. Our standard loaf is now just 70p!and with 4 years interest free creditand nothing to pay for six monthsyou would be mad to go anywhere else.

So get down to Tesbury's this week, and take advantage of these massive savings.

Tesbury's Supermarkets are a wholly owned subsidiary of SFD Soft Furnishings Ltd. Credit terms are available to home owners only (excl N Ireland). Please note that the value of a loaf of bread can go down as well as up. Actual loaf of bread may differ from that shown.

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