Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga.
"Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga.
"But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono concert."
"Good you did," replied Yoga, "Lord Vapor was evil and Yoko Ono in concert could sterilize Jabba's hut... Now look, you are not even close to finish. The Spoof Alliance is building a Deaf Star ship, designed to destroy The Force energy fields."
"Oh why can't they just leave us alone", moaned Leia, fondling the grip on her light saber, which did not go unnoticed by Yoga.
"Anger not, knowledge why, what, when and how, now brown cow."
"What??!" said Luke and Leia simultaneously.
"You must destroy the Deaf Star before becomes operational, you must get inside, it is shaped like a giant ear."