Local Man and Wannabe Entrepreneur, Seaton Carew, this weekend spent time waiting for murmurations in deepest rural Somerset, but unfortunately saw approximately only ten, which does not constitute a murmuration in anyone's book.
The event, which can run from Autumn to Spring, has been showcased on the popular social networking website, Ewe-Tube, but no guarantees were made on numbers involved.
Carew, a keen part time oncologist, was said to be both baffled and disappointed that such a small number attended, wondering where they must all go if they don't go home.
"It's like a small city staying out all night," he told us adding,"frankly, I'm startled."
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