In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams.
17 hour exam.
1) Describe the term racism.
[ ] Having a different behaviour against another person.
2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36)
Christianity was _____.
3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you received last Christmas, as well as how you believe in Santa Claus. [500 marks]
4) Write your name on the dotted line. [1,000,000 marks]
This is the end of the examination. Feel free to distract everyone else doing the exam and attempt to draw yourself in the spaces provided. Don't spread your own faeces onto the paper.
Too easy? Hardly...