Written by David Allen Iha

Friday, 15 October 2010

I recently had the chance to sit down with an manga fan, her comics that she likes are Her Majesty's Dog, Naruto, Bleach, and Inyuasha.

I found her habitat highly uninteresting, filled with posters and drawings of "Hot-Anime Yaoi Sex-Toys"

Her diet included that of Ramen Noodles (poor people food) and Pocky (Japanese Poor Twix)

This girl is not just an anime fan, she is as well Bi, and Wiccan, she practices witch craft as well was as "eating her out".

The discussions we're very, very absurd and gross, just like under her bed, which is filled with journals of herself arguing with herself.

After that she showed me her Myspace page, she was the original Imurashi (***look her up***) and she had tons and tons of 'convos' of where they pretended (at least I hope to God she was pretending) they were wolves.

Thats when I made up a lie that I left the turkey in the oven, and I left and went home.

I've never met a bigger freak in my life!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Topics: cartoons, Diet
More by this writer
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Go to top
43 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more