FROM: Barack Obama
TO: The 33 Chilean Miners
On behalf of Michelle and myself, President of the United States, Barack Obama, and all Democratic Candidates, we want to extend our best wishes for your sufvival and your rescue.
In our country, we also have a number of candidates who were "politically" buried by their Republican opponents, and rescue efforts by Michelle, Joe, Bill, Hillary and myself have brought them back to the political "surface."
You are all invited to the White House for dinner, Tacos and beans.
Oh, you can't imagine how much I would have liked to be at your rescue and been a part of all that world-wide exposure you received, seen by BILLIONS.
I really like those Oakley sunglasses you all received, too.
P.S. I imagine you had a problem with BO down there, ha, ha.