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Thursday, 30 September 2010


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The only way takentless sh-thead Kanye West could make an intelligent, articulate and socially relevant statement via his music is by usurping the genius of others, which he has done in the track "Lost in the World", with samples of Bon Iver's "Woods" and Gil Scott-Heron's spoken-word track "Comment #1," as evidenced by the track being 'leaked' on the internet today.

"Even a cursory review of the lyrics shows that the West-written verses suck gigantic d--k, compared to Scott-Heron's," says music encyclopedia Smythe Adrian

West's Lyrics:

"You're my devil, you're my angel
You're my heaven, you're my hell
You're my now, you're my forever
You're my freedom, you're my jail
You're my lies, you're my truth
You're my war, you're my truce
You're my questions, you're my proof
You're my stress, you're my masseuse."

If you don't know who Gil Scott-Heron is...

... be ashamed of yourself. Then Google him. Or search for "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" on Youtube. And learn.

" 'You're my stress, you're my masseuse'? Jesus Christ. Retarded 11-year-old girls write better poetry than this in the back pages of their marble composition books in pink sparkly marker," said Adrian. "Compare that to anything, anything written by Gil Scott-Heron."

An excerpt from Comment #1:

I say you silly chipe motherfucker,
Your great grandfather tied a ball and chain to my balls
And bounced me through a cotton field
While I lived in an unflushable toilet bowl
And now you want me to help you overthrow what?
The only Truth that can be delivered to a four year revolutionary with a whole card i.e. skin is this:
F--k up what you can...
Leave brother Cleaver and Brother Malcolm alone, please.
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?

"That West has besmerched the name of Gil Scott-Heron, to help sell records to young African-Americans sickens me to my core," continued Adrian. "You will be exposed as the hack beat-maker that you really are."

"The revolution will most likely be televised, and Kanye will probably steal the microphone and bitch about Beyonce's video not winning an award."

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