Written by JasonNord

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Crowns, hideous dresses, and bad synth pop vocals, Selena Gomez has returned to being Daric Rawrs BFF.

King5 news confirms that the questionable lesbian princess, has reunited with best friend, after posting on his wall "I love you billions! And miss you bunches!"

Yahoo news reported about a month and a half ago, that the two had undergone their first fight as best friends, because Gomez had allegedly had intercourse with another teenage girl.

Definately, that is what ignited the fight with Daric. He believed in the friendship, he should be the only alleged gay one, because every teenage girls dream is too have a homosexual friend, as Chelsea Handler would say.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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