Written by stantheman

Monday, 20 September 2010

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During the Popes visit to the British Isles the Pope made various concessions to the Catholic crowds

1. No more boys or girls will be assaulted by priests or nuns. This will now be done by Cardinals and the above.

2. Condoms will be sold in vending machines inside churches and in School play grounds .But the Pope draws the line at fruit flavoured Johnnies

3. Women will be ordained so long as they are virgins an examination to be carried out by a selection panel
4.Recognition that Jesus was a Jew, fancy that! So all is forgiven. A Festival for all the atrocity's done in the name of the Catholic Church will be celebrated by a holy mass. It hoped that every Rabbi throughout the World will attend.So far the date for this event has not been confirmed, Perhaps in the next Popes visit

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