Written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

image for My kid wants a pony for her birthday... "Get in my belly!"

My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get the pony she wants.

I suspect there'll be, say, about 20 or 30 kids, and I thought a pony would fit the bill nicely.

Please let me know what you feed your pony - hay, grain, whatever, so I know what to expect.

Also, let me know if the pony gets a lot of exercise, or if it just kinda hangs out all day, so I know what kind of shape it is in.

If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's Seasoned to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession.

If things work out well, I may contact you for other parties I'll be involved in; they kids can't tell the difference between ponies and hamburger, and usually they're a lot cheaper.

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