Written by Jaime Morales

Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Vagina psychiatrists at Oral Robert University just announced the results of a twenty year blind study. They closely followed and studied a group of ten thousand vaginas for a period of twenty years. The findings of this study will change the way vaginal psycho analysis are conducted and their psychotherapy.

Back in the early seventies there was a wide spread epidemic of claustrophobic vaginas which were never diagnosed. Many of those cases led to what it was back then called "The streaker or run away vagina. For no known reason women would remove their undergarment and run in front of people naked. Innocent un-looking males were force to watch this spectacle.

Approximately 15.23 of the vaginas studied were affected by the" frog syndrome" if not treated properly such vaginas will be happy to jump from one bed to another.

The nastiest,yet not the smelliest psychotic condition revealed by this study was the"Schizophrenic vagina" The scariest symptom of this mental malaise affecting the vaginal population was the farting vagina. No single act can turn off a willing yet novice muff diver more than an unexpected fart from an Schizoid vagina. This sample type could not figure out whether to pee or fart.

Thirty percent of the vaginas studied showed criminal tendencies like the "no money no honey" or "the honey this will cost you vaginas.

The complete result of the study will be published at a later date.

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