Written by Jimbo123

Thursday, 22 July 2010

image for Ted Hughes reflections unearthed "Anyone for Badminton and Milk tray?"

The crease of tissue paper silent and unplayable.
A box is sometimes flat.
The visitude of organisms is palpable.
The dumbing down of science - self fulfilling.

The angst of mothers is perpituous.
The greed of the rich is ironic yet calculable.
Sadness is not poverty.
Desperation is not hope.

The creed of Apollo sounds divine.
Bovine is not supine.
Treachery is brave.
Gazunt-hide is warm.

Cajun is hot yet distant.
Prophetic is too loud - touch the metal.
Tristetic is three points of view.
Quadratic is four points of rue.

Quaxoticisationalism is the scrabbler's cis-trans isomer. Trade is not equal to paid.
Zeus was equal to Jesus.
Old books smell.

Conscience is seconds from death.
Options are lucid.
Cries are felt.
Bookmarks are earnt.

Treason is oblique.
Obscrurity is won.
The square root of hope is vision

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