Written by Leddy

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Today was a beautiful sunny day and I was talking to one of my economic refugee friend about the sky being so clear. It then dawned on both of us that there weren't any high flying planes letting out chem trails to cloud the sky over.

"Well that just proves that the shit those planes spray out is not meant to block out any harmful rays from the sun and obviously they're not spaying any chemicals on us to alter our personalities because they'd be up there more often," I said as I blew out the smoke from my retread.

"You're a frickin' genius, dumb ass, that's probably exactly what they're doing. Whenever they're getting ready to stage some secret operation, the military has the planes cloud over the sky with that shit they let out. It seems like the clouds always drift over the north east too, and that's right over by area 51 and all that other shit that they got going on over there," my goofy refugee friend said.

"Well that explains it then, now let's see if we can make the people on thespoof.com believe it. I'm going to go and post it on a magazine article right now and see how many hits we get." I declared. 

What all this boils down to, is that the US., military is using the cumulus cloud creating vapors as camouflage so that foreign spy satellites can not focus their high tech cameras in on what the US. military is doing on the ground (at certain times); that's it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Airplane, Flying
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